It's...hideous! HIDE. Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com

Heidi Klum hosted the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this year, and while she didn’t walk in the show she looked amazing with her post-baby body. Indeed, it’s only been six weeks since she PUSHED A HUMAN OUT OF HER BODY. Yowza. (It’s her fourth child, a girl named Lou. Which I think is an unfortunate name for a baby girl. Why do celebrities make everything so difficult?)

While it’s pretty impossible for people to make Heidi look ugly, they can still put her in downright hideous clothing. And at the VS fashion show – that’s what they did. She opened the show wearing…what you’d imagine a high school teen to produce if she only had ten minutes and ten bucks. Heidi – come on. You wouldn’t let this pass on Project Runway!

I think we all recall “Oh my God, she’s fashion roadkill!” where Heidi was doing the stomping and Carrie Bradshaw was the victim.

The 36-year-old model wore a purple corset, a ripped Peter Pan costume and mounds of white tulle down the runway.

What can smart gals learn from this? If you’re unsure about something – get a second opinion. If your gut is telling you that you look ridiculous – get a second opinion. If you fear you might look like fashion road kill – get a second opinion!

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs Dec. 1 at 10 p.m. on CBS.